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Progress City Mods ([personal profile] progressmods) wrote2018-03-03 03:24 am
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progress city test drive #1

TEST DRIVE MEME
Here You Leave Today And Enter The World Of Yesterday, Tomorrow And Fantasy.

Welcome to Progress City's first official test drive meme! This game is a panfandom jamjar set in a flux dimension inspired by Disney Theme Parks (particularly Walt Disney World in Florida) and the original concept for EPCOT (a city that would connect to the theme parks).

Whether you're looking to join us or are just here to play around for a little bit, we have a few prompts below for you - but you're also free to come up with your own!
Prompt A
Whatever you're doing, wherever you are, you find a vintage-looking ticket. The next time you blink or close your eyes for any reason, you open them and find yourself somewhere else - Progress City's Ticket and Transportation Center. You have no idea how you got here, and definitely don't know how you got this weird thing on your wrist...

You'll learn, eventually, that Progress City and it's world-class themeparks are a popular tourist dimension across this universe. People can get in here very easily, but for some reason, that unremovable band on your wrist isn't allowing you to use their transporters to get home. To compensate, you'll be offered a job in the parks and free housing for the duration of your stay. Is that something you're willing to take?

Prompt B
While you're here, you might as well spend some time around the theme parks in your downtime. It's easy enough to get to them - the city offers free 24/7 monorail and peoplemover transportation to each park, and you also get a free annual pass for yourself with your stay (lucky you)!

If you're at all familiar with Walt Disney World, these four parks will seem...remarkably familiar to you. But there's little subtle differences here and there that that make this seem different - and the ones in charge will seem confused by the concept of a "Walt Disney World". Must be a thing about different dimensions.

Nevertheless, you're still going to have the occasional bit of free time here, so there's plenty to see and do here across all four areas. Go ride some rides and eat some Dole Whip, you crazy kids.

Prompt C
With the housing, you also get offered a job by Progress City's mayor. Maybe you decide to take it, maybe you don't, he's not gonna kick you out of your apartment unless you deserve it. But this poses a good way to get some actual money.

You'll be matched to a job around the resort - hopefully one you enjoy. You could end up working in the parks as a ride operator, serving food, managing a shop, working security, or ending up as a pool lifeguard. There are a number of possibilities here, and you can always change your job later on if you find one that may suit you more.

Prompt D
Over time, the thing on your wrist changes. Namely, it'll start taking on new colors, designs and occasionally icons that reflect your character's personality and appearance. You'll find that by concentrating you'll be able to utilize your band to... cast magic spells, of all things. These also seem tailored to your character - summoning weapons, creating projectiles, putting foes to sleep? It seems that no two bands are alike when it comes to this.

...Occasionally, you'll spot one or two small ink blot-like creatures scurrying about the city or the parks, creating an inky mess and leaving a small amount of chaos in it's wake. Those don't seem advertised. Perhaps they'd be good to try out your new abilities on, or maybe you'd prefer to practice a little bit first.

Wildcard
As always, feel free to come up with your own scenario if none of these inspire you!
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Re: the smaller plankton | spongeboy me bob

[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[The park isn't exactly something Ardyn is used to. Sure, he's somewhat used to the joyous atmosphere having gone to balls in his long forgotten past, and witnessed many Choco-Mog Carnivals' in his time but this is really something else. It's loud, boisterous, and vaguely irritating. Visiting every park seemed too pointless considering Ardyn didn't exactly trust this place yet. It seems happy-go-lucky but he knows there's almost always a catch.

Deciding to take a break, although he didn't actually need it, he walks into one of the many pavilions that he sees. As he strides along he can vaguely hear a voice prattling on and on about something or another. He doesn't really focus in on it until it becomes louder, aaaaaand because his boot almost comes down on the speaker. Ya'll mind if I S T E P?

Ardyn raises an eyebrow looking down on this......being. Seizing control of and enslaving a town? At his size and in this economy? Not likely Plankton. Well, he figures he could amuse himself by playing around with this thing. There's not much else to do at the moment. ]


A ten of course! It is wonderful of you to survey the people on this for me, stranger! Charming and competent, Ah! Who else could it be about but myself!

[He gives a smirk and a showy bow, even giving Plankton a tip of his hat.]

onecell: (57)

[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-28 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not exactly happy about the close call, but quite frankly it's more surprising to Plankton that Ardyn hadn't stepped on him, given that once he got closer it became apparent that he'd greatly misjudged how tall this guy is. Tall even compared to most of the other weirdos in this city, that is.

He brushes off the offense after just a moment or two of peeved simmering, though, because he does have a front to maintain and he honestly wasn't expecting a) such an enthusiastic response and b) any sort of response at all, actually. He beams and nods thoughtfully at the response, pretending to write it down even though he clearly doesn't have a clipboard or pen at all. If everyone's going to respond like that, this is going to be a piece of cake.]


A ten, you say? You know, I highly value the opinions of--

[record scratch dot mp3]

--wait, for you? No, you fool, I was talking about me! I'm the charming and competent one!

[Who is this guy, and more importantly, who does he think he is? Because it sure sounds like he thinks he's Plankton.]
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He quietly chuckles as he can see the gears in Plankton's head slowly start moving. He watches the delight of someone responding, the ardent way he (doesn't) jots Ardyn's opinion down, and finally his triumphant face turning into a scowl. He must have finally realized what Ardyn implied. ]

You? Charming and competent? Oh no, my dear fellow, I'd more-so categorize you as...unpleasant and inadequate. Now those are much better descriptors for someone of your position and stature!

[A man of no consequence. Are you really sure you want to know, Plankton? Are you 100% sure? Because when encouraged enough Ardyn will openly talk about himself, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.]
onecell: (theyre out of order anyways)

[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-28 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[This fuckin' guy. He's full of hot air, he's just trying to upset him. Trying to make him lose his composure, to ruin his plans-- well, Plankton's not falling for it. He's smarter than that. He went to college.

It does take him several seconds to reign in the instinct to just lost his cool entirely and yell at the guy, but he stifles it in due time. Instead he just glares up at Ardyn, hands on his hips. He's a complete stranger, anyways, it's not like he knows a thing about Plankton.]


Oh, yeah? And what do you know about my position and stature, wise guy?
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ardyn is at least 95% evil, 5% hot air, meanwhile Plankton is 1% evil and 99% hot gas. You're right, he's trying to upset him but it's not exactly just at Plankton. He really is like this with everyone, he can't help his civil but patronizingly so way of speaking.

He gives a bit of a smirk, able to tell that while the words are not making Plankton completely lose it, he is close. He decides to push it a bit farther.]


Oh, you know!, just what I can perceive while looking at you. [He gives Plankton a slight nudge with his boot, although to Plankton the nudge is probably enough to knock him. Ardyn's not exactly able to tell how much force to use with this guy, so while knocking him over wouldn't be on purpose, he won't apologize for it.] Others have commented that I am a marvelous judge of character!

[He finishes that sentence off with a flourish of a smile, its obvious he's not really telling the truth about that.]

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[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-28 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Must not be very perceptive, then, because-- HEY!!

[At least he wasn't punted across the whole park or anything, but he still doesn't really appreciate being knocked onto his back (which is definitely what happens when Ardyn tries to nudge him). Luckily (for him, not so much for Ardyn) he jumps back up to his feet pretty quickly, jabbing a finger at him, offended and defensive.]

Yeah, well, those others were wrong! I wouldn't trust you to judge a pie-eating contest, much less my character! [After making a point of brushing himself off huffily, he shoots Ardyn one last look and then turns away dismissively.] But I can't expect someone like you to understand the extent of my talents.

[It's-- well it's clearly not fine, but he's fairly used to being underestimated. As soon as he's successful he'll get his revenge, though, so that'll make it okay in the long-run. It's just a matter of proving to this guy just how much character he's got, though there isn't really much he can do about it now. Not here, not yet. All in due time. He just has to be patient-- something that's becoming increasingly difficult the longer he has to spend humoring this fool.]
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He crouches down and rests his arms on his knees, cocking his head while listening to and observing Plankton. He was so hoping he could make Plankton explode and just yell, but instead seems to have entirely upset the man. Ah, no worries, he is used to that, he does it on a day to day basis with most people.

He gives a bit of a hum, and a slight offended face.]


Someone like me?[He presses a hand to his chest. He can tell Plankton's tone of voice, he looks hurt, but considering it's Ardyn, you'll never know if he is or not.(he's not.)] Whatever do you mean by that? And the extent of your talents? Ah, well...we're I'm human and we are known for making mistakes, never judge a book by its cover as they say, hm?

Why don't you tell me of your...talents? So I may know how much I have wrongly judged you. Alas, if you wish not to, I would understand considering how much I have seemed to offend you already.[He gives a bit of mournful smile, although since it Is Ardyn, it still comes out as somewhat of a smirk.]

[It is a total ruse to probably make fun of Plankton yet again, of course, in his condescendingly gracious way. Unless Plankton really does have a few amazing talents to which Ardyn may actually be impressed considering his size.]
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[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't lose the suspicious squint, eyeing Ardyn up and down a couple of times (easier, at least slightly, now that he's crouching down closer to his level). He's not quite as sincere as Plankton would prefer, but he'll take what he can get at the moment and though he dismisses the lousy explanation with a wave of his hand, it's not outright rejection.]

See, that right there is the difference between us. I've never made a mistake in my life.

[Under any other circumstance, there's a good chance he may have picked upon just how condescending Ardyn's tone was-- or at the very least just how phony his attempt to hide it behind a mask is. However, boasting about himself happens to be one of Plankton's favorite topics of conversation. You bet he's gonna take Ardyn up on that offer regardless of how sincere the suggestion was. He positively lights up at the proposition.]

But of course I'd love to tell you all about my many talents! I hope you've got time to kill, pal, because this might take a while. [He's not going to pause long enough to give Ardyn an opportunity to back out of it, though.

I can't believe you've done this.]


Do you want me to start by order of impressiveness or chronologically?
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Although he could stay in a crouching position, or any position really for a very long time, he decides for necessities sake he'll go ahead and sit down with one leg crossed under his bent knee. One arm rests on said knee, the other free to gesture around as he pleases. He knows he wasn't very convincing, he never really is. Even if he is sincere he still tends to have a haughty tone, which is why many are always suspicious of Ardyn. It also could have to do with the fact that you can't tell a truth from a lie and a lie from the truth with him...thinkingemoji.png]

Ah, that would be the difference between us, my dear fellow! I have made many mistakes in my life, big and small.[There is a true tinge of regret in his tone, and some flits across his face. It leaves in the next second as he gives Plankton a faint smirk, and seems to light back up the same way he does.]

I have all the time in the world! I have no friends here nor anything important calling my name, so go on, as you wish!

[You underestimate Ardyn's power, Plankton. Or should I say his patience. He's two thousand or so years old, patience is the one thing he has a surplus of.]

Hm...how about impressiveness?
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[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-28 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alone in Progress City on a Friday night? God, he's pathetic. Although Plankton doesn't really have room to call him out on not having any friends here, considering he is the way he is.

He does blank momentarily at the request-- he'd really been hoping to go chronologically, if only because it's hard to say what he's done that's the most successful.]


Right. Well. I. [There's a lengthy pause between each word as he frantically tries to think of something, anything impressive he's managed in his life. After a while of searching he decides to go with the most obvious solution-- lying.] Run a wildly successful food chain. And I'm not just talking global success, here. I mean universal.
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-28 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean, technically he's not alone, he has you Plankton! :))))) His faint smirk from earlier grows into a full-blown one once he see's the blank look on Plankton's face. Didn't really expect that, did he? The pauses he takes clues Ardyn in that perhaps what Plankton is saying isn't really the truth, but he won't call him on it.

You may lie to Ardyn, once.]


Oh you do! Well then, what is the name? Maybe I've heard of your restaurants. [He cocks his head to the left, his scrutinizing gaze pin pointed on Plankton. Oh he knows that he's never going to have heard of it, but Ardyn's humoring him. He's got to at least ask for the name. ]
onecell: (47)

[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-29 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[What's that? He couldn't hear you over the sound of attempting to lie to Ardyn more than once.]

The Chum Bucket. [Okay well that one's the truth.] But you wouldn't have heard of it. It's exclusively an underwater chain. You know how it is. [Also the truth, surprisingly. Really all he has to lie about is the... well, the whole 'successful' thing. A minor detail.

He can already tell that this guy isn't as stupid as most others seem to be, and he's clearly not falling for much of this in the long-run. But he's over-confident enough to keep going with it, anyways-- he can't back out at this point, regardless, and even if Ardyn doesn't believe a word of it at least he's tolerating it enough to listen.]
Edited (spelling is hard ) 2018-03-29 00:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Now you must die.]

[He can't help the look of disgust that passes across his face as Plankton says 'Chum'. The refuse from fish, (mmmm tastey me likey.)oh boy! It then changes to confused as he doesn't actually 'know how it is', but he shrugs and tuts.]

That is a shame, it would have been pleasant to visit one of your places and be able to tell the employees I knew the owner. [Ardyn really doesn't have anything better to do, he doesn't really know or understand where he is, he has no friends, and before Plankton he was suspicious of anyone who is here anyway. He's not as suspicious as he was of him before, but he's definitely putting Plankton in the 'Keep an Eye On' category. While he seems small and unassuming, there is actually something that seems to stand out to Ardyn, although he's not sure what. Maybe its because he doesn't know what he even is....

That makes Ardyn pause, his face full of curiosity.]
By the way....neither of us have formally introduced ourselves have we? Or, in your case, who you are and...what you are. Forgive me but I've seen many things, but nothing like the likes of you. Would you prefer to introduce yourself first, or would you like me to do the honors?
onecell: (39)

[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-29 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't you worry! We'll be expanding our services soon enough.

[Y'know, just as soon as he overthrows the Dole Whip stands in this place. Gotta eliminate the competition entirely before you can conquer, everybody knows that. He's snapped out of that line of thought when Ardyn pauses, though, and belatedly realizes that... yeah, he still doesn't really know this guy. He just knows that he's annoyingly condescending and a human, which... isn't a really good descriptor to go off of in a place like this.]

We haven't, have we? [The grin he puts on is far too pleasant to be sincere, and he gestures genially at Ardyn.] Well, hey, why don't you do the honors, chum?

[He just has to know how many fancy titles Ardyn has so he can one-up him during his own introduction. As one does.]
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Plankton is gonna be really disappointed then because Ardyn doesn't trust him enough to tell him any other names. He'll give his usual one that he gives most people. Always the one for eccentrics, he stands back up and gives Plankton a exuberant bow and a flourish of his hat.]

Chancellor Ardyn Izunia, at your service! [As he's standing up, he gives Plankton the same grin as he is getting.]
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[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-29 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Time to take Ardyn on a few dates to earn his trust enough to get his real name then!

He is slightly surprised that that's really the only title he's got, but it's better that way. Better for him, anyways. He only knows so many titles he can list.]


Ooh, Chancellor, huh? Fancy.

[BUT NOT FANCY ENOUGH.]

And I'm... Sir... Duke President Admiral Doctor Archbishop Earl Mayor Professor Sheldon J. Plankton. [A beat.] But just Plankton is fine.

[Also please don't tell the actual mayor he's pretending to be mayor.]
Edited (the j stands for juice) 2018-03-29 04:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, we have a whole park around us to go on the dates! Let's get started on that! It isn't the only title, but hey, Plankton doesn't need to know that. Yet. ;)]

Uh-huh....Plankton then.[Ardyn is giving you a look Plankton, do you really expect him to believe that? Really? He dips his head to the side as his brow furrows with puzzlement.] If I may ask....what does the J. stand for? Oh! Additionally, you never did answer as to what you are...mind if I still inquire about that?
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[personal profile] onecell 2018-03-29 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[;)]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[it doesn't stand for anything.]

And what do you mean, what am I? What do I look like?

[He like. Genuinely thinks Ardyn is just being purposefully obtuse, like he can't possibly imagine anyone couldn't immediately identify his species on-sight. This is the ideal copepod body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.]
Edited (i was held at gunpoint to finish quoting the meme) 2018-03-29 04:45 (UTC)
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[personal profile] accursedking 2018-03-29 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[;)))))))))))]

I would, but if you'd rather not tell me, then that is fine.

[Ardyn is still curious, and will probably ask again later, to which Plankton will probably have to actually tell him it stands for nothing. He's gonna be a little disappointed.]

[He shrugs and crosses his arms over his chest.] I don't really know what you look like. A green oval with arms, legs, and antenna?...and some facial features I suppose? [Listen, he doesn't fucking know marine biology. Would anyone else really know what Plankton is?]