[Everything is cool and good. Well, except for this kid here who looks like she got chucked into a nuclear power plant or a pet store. Maybe some weird combo of both.

All the same, it ain't like Snow Miser's one to judge. It helps that she leads with something attention grabbing too.]

Oh, this is nothing compared to what I can do at my best. Still...gotta make do with the cards you're dealt, right?

[He does a nifty little trick with one of the ones he's holding where he flicks it between his horrifyingly long fingers.]

Sure you're not under the weather there, kiddo? I didn't think humans came in green. Or dog! [It's pretty neat regardless!]