[ Master Shake may or may not notice the scent of tobacco. The designated smoking areas are in fact far off enough that a single pipe could be noticeable... buuut this particular pipe is also very small. Like, belongs-to-a-mouse small. ]

Given we don't manufacture cars in this place, can't say that's much of a threat. Have you tried insulting its parentage?

[ Basil is currently bored enough that this qualifies as an acceptable pastime. ]