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Simon Blackquill ([personal profile] ur_1) wrote in [personal profile] progressmods 2018-06-09 04:55 pm (UTC)

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[He crosses his arms, unimpressed.]

I was standing outside the shop window, admiring the merchandise, and about to step inside. All that you have done is prevent me from moving, and cause a bigger loitering issue. By blocking the doorway yourself.

If you consider standing in one place for under a minute to be a crime, then I am afraid you have broken that rule, yourself.

[By the way, the "merchandise" in question is a plush hawk. Of course.]

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