[While wandering the streets of Progress City, you may stumble upon a large cat (?) committing various illegal acts, such as spray painting "PETE WUZ HERE" on the sides of buildings, stealing any sort of Mickey Mouse merchandise he can find, knocking over garbage cans, and loitering. One might hear him mutter under his breath--]
Disney World, pah! More like Mickey Mouse's World--darn place don't even have anything dedicated to me! Mickey would've never gotten to where he was without me! I should be on everything here! Why, if he were here, I'd--
[He doesn't seem to notice his surroundings as he continues to blatantly commit these crimes.]
Prompt C
[Pete was assigned security detail when he arrived in Progress City, and, to be honest, he's really, really enjoying his job. Maybe a little too much, if you ask anyone else.]
HEY, YOU! [He points an accusatory finger at someone who's passing by. He stomps on up to them, drawing himself up to loom over the other person's head.] I saws you breakin' the rules! Unless you wanna get punished, you're gonna give me all your cards right now!
[security is like, a totally legal way to mug people, right?]
Wildcard
[Today, Pete is well groomed and clean-shaven. The neat, checkered tie around his neck looks completely alien on him. His chin held high, the cat clears his throat and walks up to a nearby microphone to speak.]
Citizens of Progress City! Are you tired of the empty promises that your candidates make, only to break them upon entering office? Are you tired of phonies who won't even perform the most basic mayoral duties?
If you want a mayor that'll make some REAL changes around here, that'll listen to the people, vote for Mayor Peg-Leg Pete, your very best friend!
Pete | Mickey Mouse Shorts
[While wandering the streets of Progress City, you may stumble upon a large cat (?) committing various illegal acts, such as spray painting "PETE WUZ HERE" on the sides of buildings, stealing any sort of Mickey Mouse merchandise he can find, knocking over garbage cans, and loitering. One might hear him mutter under his breath--]
Disney World, pah! More like Mickey Mouse's World--darn place don't even have anything dedicated to me! Mickey would've never gotten to where he was without me! I should be on everything here! Why, if he were here, I'd--
[He doesn't seem to notice his surroundings as he continues to blatantly commit these crimes.]
Prompt C
[Pete was assigned security detail when he arrived in Progress City, and, to be honest, he's really, really enjoying his job. Maybe a little too much, if you ask anyone else.]
HEY, YOU! [He points an accusatory finger at someone who's passing by. He stomps on up to them, drawing himself up to loom over the other person's head.] I saws you breakin' the rules! Unless you wanna get punished, you're gonna give me all your cards right now!
[security is like, a totally legal way to mug people, right?]
Wildcard
[Today, Pete is well groomed and clean-shaven. The neat, checkered tie around his neck looks completely alien on him. His chin held high, the cat clears his throat and walks up to a nearby microphone to speak.]
Citizens of Progress City! Are you tired of the empty promises that your candidates make, only to break them upon entering office? Are you tired of phonies who won't even perform the most basic mayoral duties?
If you want a mayor that'll make some REAL changes around here, that'll listen to the people, vote for Mayor Peg-Leg Pete, your very best friend!
[He winks at the crowd, his grin a bit too wide.]