[Cooper might, perhaps, want to readjust what his conception of cute is. It would save him a lot of trouble and difficulty later on down the line.

For his part, the little triangle man is just pushing himself back up off the street with his cane.]

Isn't everything for show? Suits and ties, personalities, formalities, your face, the sun. I've got a spoiler for you: none of that is real!

[And then he falls again.]

The ground though is pretty real. You can thank me for that tip later when you're resting in it.