[If, for some reason, you decided to end up in the Hall of Presidents in the Magic Kingdom section of the park, you'll be presented with a conundrum. You may not know all the presidents, but you are pretty sure one of them was never a small, little triangle man with a top hat, cane, and single eye.
Still, he moves like a robot as he speaks, moving his arm and cane up and down robotically.]
Hi! I'm a terrifying representation of a long dead guy who was elected to office! If it isn't terrifying enough that they'd make a representation of me to scare your four year olds, maybe you'll be terrified by the fact that it's a lie the country is a republic and all members of government are actually selected by a shadow council of a race that've evolved into alligators!
Prompt C
[When you ordered a hot dog at a stand, you really didn't expect the small, triangle shaped server to actually bring you a dog. You're not even sure how the thing might have found it.]
Here! This is sort of a self-serve operation, because I can't get it into the boiler by myself. Besides the food you makes yourself is what tastes the best! That's what I've been told, I don't really eat like you do! If you saw how I ate, it'd reduce you to a mound of screaming, crying terror! Just like when anyone watches you eat champ!
Wildcard
Heeeey who's the wiseguy around here?
[The little triangle man is having a hard time walking about on his little stubby legs. He keeps falling down as he walks, even when he tries to use his cane. It's kind of the problem when you're used to teleporting or levitating everywhere.]
I love watching a guy fall down as much as anyone but buddy this is ridiculous! You could at least let me break a leg or something, come on.
Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls
[If, for some reason, you decided to end up in the Hall of Presidents in the Magic Kingdom section of the park, you'll be presented with a conundrum. You may not know all the presidents, but you are pretty sure one of them was never a small, little triangle man with a top hat, cane, and single eye.
Still, he moves like a robot as he speaks, moving his arm and cane up and down robotically.]
Hi! I'm a terrifying representation of a long dead guy who was elected to office! If it isn't terrifying enough that they'd make a representation of me to scare your four year olds, maybe you'll be terrified by the fact that it's a lie the country is a republic and all members of government are actually selected by a shadow council of a race that've evolved into alligators!
Prompt C
[When you ordered a hot dog at a stand, you really didn't expect the small, triangle shaped server to actually bring you a dog. You're not even sure how the thing might have found it.]
Here! This is sort of a self-serve operation, because I can't get it into the boiler by myself. Besides the food you makes yourself is what tastes the best! That's what I've been told, I don't really eat like you do! If you saw how I ate, it'd reduce you to a mound of screaming, crying terror! Just like when anyone watches you eat champ!
Wildcard
Heeeey who's the wiseguy around here?
[The little triangle man is having a hard time walking about on his little stubby legs. He keeps falling down as he walks, even when he tries to use his cane. It's kind of the problem when you're used to teleporting or levitating everywhere.]
I love watching a guy fall down as much as anyone but buddy this is ridiculous! You could at least let me break a leg or something, come on.