It was an elaborate heist in order to steal the crown jewels! They framed one of us for it- and I did tell them the possibility of us, or any of the Muppets successfully committing a crime: very low.

Sure extra cash sounds lovely, but we just Cannot Do That. Personally if I needed any, I'd just go back to working at CERN.

[oh right none of them can go back home yet...whelp.]

It's not fake- why not try them if you're skeptical? I've already tested it on that plant over there!