I walked out of a western diorama, cantaloupe, haven't you ever been to a museum before? We ain't got no fancy film sets over there.

[He doesn't know what a muppet is and he's not about to ask given the circumstances. He sort of throws his arms up at the question.]

I don't know, don't ask me! It's not like I actually carry the stuff around with me. We could be usin' denarius for currency for all I know.

[He hoards the shitty too-large money in his shitty too-large apartment until he has a reason to lug a couple of bills around, which thus far hasn't occurred.]