Felt 'n foam ain't the same thing as plastic, cantaloupe! There's a whole world'a difference!
[He's just digging his heels in at this point but in his defense it looks gross and he doesn't trust like that. But he uncrosses his arms and wanders vaguely closer after a few seconds anyways, warily nudging some of it with his boot. He's not great at feigning disinterest.]
...You've tested these, right? Ain't one'a them proto... uh... [He definitely can't remember the word he's looking for.] ...un-tested sorta things.
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Felt 'n foam ain't the same thing as plastic, cantaloupe! There's a whole world'a difference!
[He's just digging his heels in at this point but in his defense it looks gross and he doesn't trust like that. But he uncrosses his arms and wanders vaguely closer after a few seconds anyways, warily nudging some of it with his boot. He's not great at feigning disinterest.]
...You've tested these, right? Ain't one'a them proto... uh... [He definitely can't remember the word he's looking for.] ...un-tested sorta things.