Someone went and built themselves a robot based off of Rod Serling. As if a regular theme park isn't enough trouble, they've decided to introduce robots to the mix. I swear, Dell, one day someone's gonna cross their wires and we'll have a whole new mess on our hands. Sure, we have those cards, but there's nothin' that works better than a good ol' fashioned bomb.

[He hesitates, then shrugs, trying not to look too disappointed.] Ah, it's...fine. Maybe now that you're here, you could fix up those portals that they keep havin' trouble with. Didja check out those two laboratories that they have? Been meanin' to get myself transferred over to one of them for some real work.