b. [Dale Cooper, clad in a colorful shirt, has thus far excelled in his theme park experience. However, he has failed in exactly one area. It is an area that many great men have failed in, and nobody could fault him for it. Yet, his shortcoming here is incredibly noticeable in that it’ll only serve to hinder enjoyment of his experience until further notice.
He has failed to acquire a FastPass for Flight of Passage.
Cooper is about 30 minutes into the 120 minute line. This is around the point where many would stop and question their decisions, yet firmly stand their ground solely because they’ve waited this long.
In contrast to some around him, Cooper continues to maintain a decent disposition as he retrieves a small recording device, far too clunky to have been acquired in one of the gift shops, and begins speaking into it.]
Diane. I am speaking to you now from the line of a theme park attraction of extraordinary length. The counter above the ride’s sign claimed that the wait time was approximately one-hundred-and-twenty minutes if one had not previously acquired a FastPass.
[He takes a look around, before continuing to speak.]
The visuals from where I am standing alone make this wait worth it. The money spent on this chunk of land must have been off-the-charts, and yet, it is a testament. A testament that with enough resources, technology and time, man can create an experience immersive enough to make one believe they’re visiting a strange foreign planet.
I must admit, Diane. Were it not for the delicious slice of blueberry cheesecake I acquired before joining this line, I think I’d fall for it.
Dale Cooper | Twin Peaks
[Dale Cooper, clad in a colorful shirt, has thus far excelled in his theme park experience. However, he has failed in exactly one area. It is an area that many great men have failed in, and nobody could fault him for it. Yet, his shortcoming here is incredibly noticeable in that it’ll only serve to hinder enjoyment of his experience until further notice.
He has failed to acquire a FastPass for Flight of Passage.
Cooper is about 30 minutes into the 120 minute line. This is around the point where many would stop and question their decisions, yet firmly stand their ground solely because they’ve waited this long.
In contrast to some around him, Cooper continues to maintain a decent disposition as he retrieves a small recording device, far too clunky to have been acquired in one of the gift shops, and begins speaking into it.]
Diane. I am speaking to you now from the line of a theme park attraction of extraordinary length. The counter above the ride’s sign claimed that the wait time was approximately one-hundred-and-twenty minutes if one had not previously acquired a FastPass.
[He takes a look around, before continuing to speak.]
The visuals from where I am standing alone make this wait worth it. The money spent on this chunk of land must have been off-the-charts, and yet, it is a testament. A testament that with enough resources, technology and time, man can create an experience immersive enough to make one believe they’re visiting a strange foreign planet.
I must admit, Diane. Were it not for the delicious slice of blueberry cheesecake I acquired before joining this line, I think I’d fall for it.
wildcard.
[open to anything!!]