... You're not gonna believe me. This whole time, from the first day it started, I kept telling myself, "Everybody back home will think I'm crazy." I told myself that way too often for my own comfort.
[another dramatic pause. she literally can't help herself.]
I'm dating Princess Ariel. The Princess Ariel.
[so her gay disaster sweater should make just a bit more sense.]
Which... leads into a story that's a little bit longer. Did you know I helped out Prince Charming when he thought he'd killed an old lady? He and King Beast ended up doing a weird, convoluted murder plot the week after, though. But, Queen Belle was shacking up with some greasy goth boy in Hell. This is the life I've been forced to live, with not a single person who understands how hilarious it all is! [IT'S BEEN HELL]
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[another dramatic pause. she literally can't help herself.]
I'm dating Princess Ariel. The Princess Ariel.
[so her gay disaster sweater should make just a bit more sense.]
Which... leads into a story that's a little bit longer. Did you know I helped out Prince Charming when he thought he'd killed an old lady? He and King Beast ended up doing a weird, convoluted murder plot the week after, though. But, Queen Belle was shacking up with some greasy goth boy in Hell. This is the life I've been forced to live, with not a single person who understands how hilarious it all is! [IT'S BEEN HELL]