[SHARP INHALE THROUGH TEETH] So, Dad was involved? He was kinda... minion-y. It wasn't actually my dad, though; it was [actually you know evie might be the only one smart enough to handle this] an alternate version of him, from another dimension-- one where the Isle never even happened. Someone else was in charge, though. Nobody you'd know.
[she's. just going to save "also your mom was here, similarly alternate, also she's dead." for a later date.]
I... Yeah. Things went a little... Voodoo, y'know? I thought I could... [she shakes her head] It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, we saved everyone, beat the bad guys-- the whole hero thing. And as reward for going through all that... Well. I live here. And for all it is, I like it here. I have a family here-- a weird, weird family where a mouse is my other dad and a superhero is my big sister, but a family.
... And, as reward for you, sitting here and listening to all that heavy junk, here's the only part you're gonna actually care about. [dramatic pause. a grin.] I've also... got a girlfriend. And you definitely know who she is.
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[she's. just going to save "also your mom was here, similarly alternate, also she's dead." for a later date.]
I... Yeah. Things went a little... Voodoo, y'know? I thought I could... [she shakes her head] It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, we saved everyone, beat the bad guys-- the whole hero thing. And as reward for going through all that... Well. I live here. And for all it is, I like it here. I have a family here-- a weird, weird family where a mouse is my other dad and a superhero is my big sister, but a family.
... And, as reward for you, sitting here and listening to all that heavy junk, here's the only part you're gonna actually care about. [dramatic pause. a grin.] I've also... got a girlfriend. And you definitely know who she is.