[By now, Star has completely forgotten her earlier frustration with having to play the guessing game. She has to know who this lady is. She gets right up in her face.]

But how are you related? Are you an aunt? A great-aunt? Nah, you don't look old enough to be a grauntie... Wait, are you one of those relatives who last visited when I was, like, a year old, and then you show up ten years later going 'ooooh, you've gotten so big!' even though I have no idea who you are because I was a literal baby the last time I saw you? Is that it?