[Can't a full grown man pick up garbage from the floor without consequences? He has a marriage scam to get back to!
Now he's in a theme park with some Logan's Run shit on his wrist. Remember that, kids? That's a movie. Mike's attempts to get this off amount to mostly...repeatedly smacking himself in the face.]
Awwww shit. What is this crap??
[Somehow this adult man stumbles and falls over himself despite nothing impeding his way.]
Excuse me, but did anyone drop an iWatch at the Toronto film festival?
C.
[Somehow Mike managed to convince someone that operating the teacups was somehow a good idea. And what an idea it was!
Mike somehow again falls asleep at the controls to a long line only to startle himself awake.]
...thaaaaat's right, Jay! But did you know George Lucas made THX 1138? A movie no one has seen or talked about?
Mike | Half in the Baaaaag *Beer bottle clinks*
[Can't a full grown man pick up garbage from the floor without consequences? He has a marriage scam to get back to!
Now he's in a theme park with some Logan's Run shit on his wrist. Remember that, kids? That's a movie. Mike's attempts to get this off amount to mostly...repeatedly smacking himself in the face.]
Awwww shit. What is this crap??
[Somehow this adult man stumbles and falls over himself despite nothing impeding his way.]
Excuse me, but did anyone drop an iWatch at the Toronto film festival?
C.
[Somehow Mike managed to convince someone that operating the teacups was somehow a good idea. And what an idea it was!
Mike somehow again falls asleep at the controls to a long line only to startle himself awake.]
...thaaaaat's right, Jay! But did you know George Lucas made THX 1138? A movie no one has seen or talked about?
[Laughs.]
Like he's made any memorable movies!
[Internal witch and demonic laughter.]