[Doof is passing by, wearing a Mickey Mouse hat sullenly when he's approached by...oddly colored fellow. His expression immediately brightens when he hears of this dastardly-do.]

Aha! Finally--another person who appreciates the art of being evil! Would you like to join forces with the great Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz? With our forces combined, we could definitely steal and sell twice as many props on the black market!

[He pauses.] You know, people would be much more surprised if you didn't announce your plans to the world. Unless, you know, your plan is to divert their attention from another crime? Oooh. Now that's really evil. I should write that down for future reference.